Only in Georgia.
Richard Armitage with a cat.
In case anyone ever wonders why I say “that guy who plays Thorin” is one of my favorite actors.
Tough Economy Forces Kitten to Downsize to Smaller Box
Spark, a kitty from Creston, IA, recently fell behind on his mortgage and was forced to downsize to a smaller box.
“He used to be in a spacious Sony television box,” said real estate agent Sonia Dunlinson, “and not one of the new LCD ones, either. It was one of those big old 27” cathode ray tube TV boxes. It had beautiful craftsmanship and original flooring.”
According to Dunlinson, however, economic conditions forced the kitten to sell the house via a short sale. He is now renting a U.S. Postal Service Priority Mailer.
Notorious Catnip Dealer Convicted on 3 Counts
After a five-year cathunt and four-month-long trial, the infamous criminal mastermind Ninja was convicted in superior court on two counts of selling illegal catnip and one count of money laundering.
“We’re very pleased that this menace to society is finally behind bars,” said the Jason Kemnitzer, the district attorney who prosecuted the case.
Ninja has been sentenced to five years hard labor at Lolcatraz Correctional Facility, though his attorneys said in a statement that they plan to appeal.
Attempting to make a filled sketchbook. Only have to finish the cover and 60 pages.. shouldn’t take long! /lie
Biologists Baffled by Cat’s Detachable Wings
A photo from a remote research outpost in Borneo has scientists scratching their heads. The picture appears to depict a kitten with pair of angel-shaped wings.
“We can tell from a deep analysis of the photo that the wings appear to be detachable,” said Dr. Alex Hoffbauer, of Duke University. According to Hoffbauer and his colleagues, this could be a game-changing discovery for the course of kitten biological studies.
“This will rewrite all the rules,” he said.
Ned Stark Cake Pops (based on season 2 teaser poster)
This is terrible. Also: amazing.